Two Bars of Chocolate

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maxand:

I am the walrus

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Whose Line is it Anyway brought to you by the letter ‘h’.

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veggieblob:

lets-get-pretentious:

Such a loser. 

God I love you.

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americandesert:

Russell Brand’s Ponderland - Family

beingasanghost:

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osobigbear:

women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.

boycott humanity

omfg

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measureyourlifeinfruitcake:

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kawaiiflowerchild:

This is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.

When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.

well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks

My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”

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